Ethical Chicken Eating by csimonite on November 11, 2013 at 12:01 am Posted In: Chapter 6: What Vegetarianism Leads Toβ¦ └ Tags: evolution, GMO, gorillas, great apes, satire, vegetarianism, webcomic
GMOs are all wrong. Especially if they end up biting your ass (and torso, and face, etc.).
Which, let’s face it, is what they usually do!!
Genetic engineering classes? Now you’re on to something. Imagine how much more chickens we’ll have to eat now?! π
It’s true! The cure for the food shortage is genetically engineering giant animals and vegetables! And bags of chips…
That’s a big bird! π
Yup! But it’s not his name! Though it sounds pretty good… hmmmmm π
Looks like the early bird got his worm!
As he usually does!
mmmm……Chuckles Mcnuggets
Now on the menu at your local McBleah’s! π
Chuckles is clucked.
Completely and utterly clucked, yup!
Bigger chooks, more food. Just don’t taunt them
Never taunt the chooks! Did I mention that I want to get that word into general use here in Canada? π
It’s a great word. Chook, chook, chook, see how easily it rolls off the tongue.
Maybe you could start a Chooks For Canada promotion.
It really does roll of the tongue! Maybe I can get a sports team to re-name themselves the Chooks? Sports teams like to be associated chickens, don’t they?